the accident

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 8:21:02

Big Jake was having his long hair styled at the hairdresser's when a bus smashed into a car, outside. Draped in a cape, his hair divided with aluminium clips, Jake, an ex-paratrooper corporal raced out to the bus and found the driver unhurt.

The car driver, however, was slumped over the wheel, unconscious. Big Jake lost no time in applying his army acquired CPR techniques, including mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The car driver recovered consciousness several times, but kept passing out again.

Soon the ambulance arrived with the paramedics and took over, and Jake returned to his hairdresser's seat. "I just don't understand why he kept passing out," he said to the hairdresser. "I did everything they taught me."

"Well, put yourself in the car driver's place," said the hairdresser. "He's driving down the street without a care in the world. The next thing he knows, he's waking up to see some big guy in a green cape with a head full of wires pounding on his chest and kissing him. You'd pass out too."

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 9:16:44

hahahaha good one!!

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 9:26:21

rotfl!. this is funnny

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 20:50:37

This is only slightly amusing.

Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 21:22:39

Wow. That's great.

Post 6 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Friday, 01-Jan-2010 9:34:50

...meh